“This Josh and Tai thing was wigging me more than anything. I mean, what was my problem? Tai is my pal! I don’t begrudge her a boyfriend. What does she want with Josh, anyway? I mean, he dresses funny, he listens to complaint rock, he’s not even cute in a conventional way. I mean, he’s just like this slug that hangs around the house all the time! Ugh! And he’s a hideous dancer, couldn’t take him anywhere. Wait a second, what am I stressing about? This is like, Josh. Okay, okay…so he’s kind of a Baldwin. What would he want with Tai? She couldn’t make him happy. Josh needs someone with imagination, someone to take care of him, someone to laugh at his jokes - in case he ever makes any…Oh my god! I love Josh! I’m majorly, totally, butt crazy in love with Josh!”

The only bad thing about this movie is realizing that Paul Rudd will probably never make out with me.

(Source: slapmymind, via cassandradawn)