February 2012
didyoueatallthisacid:
Yeah, they really want you, they really want you, they really do.
Yeah, they really want you, they really want you, but I do too.
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Two things I want to go home and do when this hooker finishes his GED test:
Watch every John Waters movie ever
Make a Marilyn Manson style appreciation post…or several. Probably several.
A New Policy Against Self-Harm Blogs
staff:
One of the great things about Tumblr is that people use it for just about every conceivable kind of expression. People being people, though, that means that Tumblr sometimes gets used for things that are just wrong. We are deeply committed to supporting and defending our users’ freedom of speech, but we do draw some limits. As a company, we’ve decided that some specific kinds of content...
Anonymous asked: I'd feel sympathy for you if Illinois wasn't such a comparatively small place. I have the saddest, loneliest penis on the planet Earth.
tumblrshowsmenaughtypictures asked: "WHAT DOES A GIRL HAVE TO DO TO GET A BOY WHO CLAIMS TO BE ATTRACTED TO ME TO GO DOWN ON ME?" Uh, have you tried spreading your legs?
i haven’t lost anything except my mind
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howinsightful:
Raw, straight from the gut emotion is what I cherish most in this world. It’s so beautiful, so inspiring, so infectious.
Knees why do you hurt so much right now I don’t get it.
Reblog if you want anonymous opinions about you.
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Pretty sure what i just did technically counts as binge-ing
Oops.
Food tastes amazing when all you’ve consumed all day is a venti iced coffee.
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So sad right now.
Anonymous asked: You'd feel better if you had my thick gooey semen dripping from every hole in your body.
Anonymous asked: Well, I also have a very lonely and sad vagina. The difference is that I'm older and live a little far away from you, but it's fine, I get your pain sis.
idliketobuyallyourchocolate:
did it hurt when you fell from heaven because have sex with me
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WHAT DOES A GIRL HAVE TO DO TO GET A BOY WHO CLAIMS TO BE ATTRACTED TO ME TO GO DOWN ON ME?
It’s official
I have the loneliest, saddest vagina in all of Illinois.
me when I go out: I should've stayed home
me when I stay home: I should've gone out
So I have a burn on my neck. AWESOME.
Except not.
Because it’s all red and splotchy and it hurts :[[[[[[
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frank-anthony-iero:
explaining what “shipping” is to someone who doesn’t understand is really difficult
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Please don’t think that this was easy
Reblog if your boobies are magical
Anonymous asked: I secretly think that you are very beautiful.
I have love in me the likes of which you can scarcely imagine and rage the likes...
– Mary Shelley, Frankenstein. (via riverran)
#mary shelley #this quote though #it’s all kinds of wonderful #hey remember that time one asswipe was like you have 30 seconds to name something invented by a woman… #…and Mary was like SCIENCE FICTION MOTHERFUCKERS #that was awesome #thanks Mary Shelley...
Reblog if you want your followers to tell you one...
xvargulfx:
Do eet!
Definitely going to do things I will probably regret tomorrow
I am too desperate and too emotionally unstable to care.
Take that as you will.
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